Akbar Zeb

Via Passport,

Despite having served for years as a distinguished Pakistani diplomat, Akbar Zeb reportedly cannot receive accreditation as Pakistan’s ambassador to Saudi Arabia. The reason, apparently, has nothing to do with his credentials, and everything to do with his name — which, in Arabic, translates to “biggest dick”…

Pakistan had previously floated Zeb’s name as ambassador to the United Arab Emirates and Bahrain, only to have him rejected for the same reason. One can only assume that submitting Zeb’s name to a number of Arabic-speaking countries is some unique form of punishment designed by the Pakistani Foreign Ministry — or the result of a particularly egregious cockup.

The United States should not stand idly by while Pakistan takes the prize for best named diplomat — I propose that as a countermeasure, we appoint Ex-Rep Dick Armey to be our new Ambassador to the United Nations.

-Susan

Wall Street Journal Op Ed Argues Women Should Be Banned From Military

Read the article by Mackubin Thomas Owens here:

As Sen. James Webb (D., Va.), who was awarded the Navy Cross for valor as a Marine officer in Vietnam, wrote in the Weekly Standard in 1997, “There is no greater or more natural bias than that of an individual toward a beloved. And few emotions are more powerful, or more distracting, than those surrounding the pursuit of, competition for, or the breaking off of amorous relationships.”

The destructive impact of such relationships on unit cohesion can be denied only by ideologues. Does a superior order his or her beloved into danger? If he or she demonstrates favoritism, what is the consequence for unit morale and discipline? What happens when jealousy rears its head? These are questions of life and death, and they help to explain why open homosexuality and homosexual behavior traditionally have been considered incompatible with military service.

Err, wait, hold on a second. Got confused there — I guess he’s not trying to ban women from the military after all, he’s just trying to keep Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell in force. Which is funny, because under the argument he’s using here, allowing the ladies into the exclusive homosocial bonding zone of the military should apparently have resulted in the destruction of our armed forces.

But we have had women serving in the military since 1941. (Actually, they’ve been serving in the U.S. forces much long than that, dating as far back as to when it was the U.S. forces were only known as the Continental Army. It’s just that women have just only been able to serve openly since WWII). And yet, as far as I’m aware, our military is still considered to be at least moderately impressive in its size and capabilities.

So we have 70 years of experience with having in the ranks military personnel who are openly attracted to their fellow service members, and yet we have no proof that there is any accompanying reduction in military effectiveness. But even allowing for the sake of argument that having people in the military that, theoretically, could be in relationships with each other might cause “[f]avoritism and double standards [that] are deadly to philia and its associated phenomena—cohesion, morale and discipline,” the military has well developed institutional methods for addressing their potential threat.

First, the military has strict rules on fraternization for this very reason. You do not have to be romantically in love with someone to hesitate before selecting them for a dangerous mission; good old friendship will cause the exact same problem. The military therefore takes steps to prevent service members from developing relationships that might undermine the normal command structure. Having a “absolutely no dating anyone under your command” rule would involve no change from current policy.

Second, the issues Owens brings up all are strictly combat related issues. And yet we are kicking people out of the military who serve as interpreters, cooks, or accountants. At the very least, Owens should be advocating for DADT to be reduced so that it applies solely to combat positions, instead of arguing for a stupidly broad blanket prohibition. Because Owens is unable to offer even one argument for why having a gay interpreter is a problem for the military.

What infuriates me the most about Owens’ oped — and the arguments of others like him — is the naked bad faith of their claims. Owens writes,

There are many foolish reasons to exclude homosexuals from serving in the armed services. One is simple antihomosexual bigotry.

But the only justification Owen proffers that makes any coherent sense is an argument premised upon uncontrollable bigotry in the ranks. I much prefer those who simply argue that “they shouldn’t have to shower with gays because that’s gross.” Because that is what Owens’ argument actually is, although he disguises it with a thin cover of irritating and inconsistent rhetoric.

Because there is one fundamental fact that those arguing for the continuation of DADT almost uniformly fail to acknowledge: gays are not banned from the military, nor is anyone trying to implement such a ban. There are gays in the military right now — always have been, always will be, and that is not subject to change.

So with that in mind, Owens’ argument, stripped down, is the following:

  1. It is unquestionable that gays currently and legally do serve in our armed forced.
  2. However, having gays in the military causes problems X, Y, and Z.
  3. Therefore, we should not allow it to be known who in the military is gay.

There is an obvious gap in the chain of logic here, to put it mildly. Gays cause problems, therefore we should make it so we cannot know who the ones likely to cause problems are? This makes no sense. If they are going to be there anyway, shouldn’t we at least be able to flag the potential trouble spots?

But Owens is not actually unaware of this flaw in his logic. Although he hides it with poetic entreatments to honor and comradery, what Owens is truly arguing is this:

  1. Gay people may or may not directly cause problems for the military. But they are not severe problems, because if they were, people who are against DADT would be arguing to exclude women from the military. Or, failing that, they would not be arguing so strenuously for policies that allow these threats to enter into the military and yet prohibit us from identifying and locating them, therefore preventing us from taking steps to reduce the risk.
  2. But whether or not gays are unable to carry out the military’s mission in the same manner that a straight person is, having gays serve openly in the military may (note the may: I have yet to see anyone produce empirical evidence that they actually do) create conflict and morale issues with other service members that were not there before. Just like women, non-whites, and people who are extremely socially awkward, the presence of gays may cause a decrease in unit cohesiveness.
  3. Therefore, in order to prevent the precious, delicate flowers that are our service men and women from experiencing any discomfort, which might cause a decrease in morale, we should force everyone in the military who is gay to live their life in the closet, so as not to cause those military members who are prejudiced from experiencing mental stress.

Of course, there are two possibilities here.* Owens’ arguments may just be the apology for ‘antihomosexual bigotry’ that they appear to be. Or, instead, Owens might honestly believe that allowing people who are romantically attracted to each other to serve in the armed forces is destroying the military. However, Owens knows there is not a chance in the world that we will go back to the dark ages of banning women from the military, so instead he draws his line in the sand at maintaining DADT. Although DADT will not directly prevent the problems that having gays in the military causes, Owens believes it will make life so uncomfortable, unhappy, and stressful for gay service members that they will be greatly reduced in number, thus decreasing the threat posed by them.

But neither of these rationales are worth listening to. The first argument is too hopelessly inconsistent — by allowing non-whites and women into the military, we have already made clear that our military will be integrated, and that the individual prejudices of service members is not a justification for prohibiting an entire class of people from serving. The second argument is too dishonest — if you do believe that gays qua gays are destroying the military, don’t advocate for policies that decrease the quality of life of gay service members in order to try to force them out. Be honest about your position and simply try to prohibit them all together.

Neither argument is a suitable basis for military policy.

Finally, even if we decide that, due to the unique nature and purpose of the military, we must allow discrimination and prejudice to be the basis of decisions governing military operations, the onus should always be on those in favor of discrimination to show that there are benefits to continued bigotry.

This means that before a policy like DADT could exist, there must be, at a minimum, empirical evidence showing that allowing gays to serve openly causes decrease in military effectiveness . But not just that — you cannot look at the negatives alone. In addition to showing that DADT furthers military objectives, those in favor of legislated bigotry need to also show that the detriment caused by allowing open homosexuals to serve in the military is not outweighed by the benefits that ending DADT would have. Among these benefits are: (a) Halting the mindless expulsion of service members who have irreplaceable skill sets and extensive training that is hugely expensive to replace; (b) Improving the morale and welfare of the many gay men and women currently serving in the armed forces; and, finally, (c) Acknowledging our nation’s dedication to the idea of civilian control over the military, by acceding to a political decision that is supported by the vast majority of American citizens.

-Susan

*To be fair, there is a third possibility as well. You could also argue that gays are so inherently immoral, perverted, and malformed that they are simply not qualified to serve in the military. But because people who tack to this line of argument are incapable of being reasoned with, I will not bother to address it here.

Class Action Against Microsoft for XBox Points Fraud: I Wish This Lawsuit Were Real

Sadly, it turns out the news that a class action law suit had been filed against XBox, challenging XBox Live’s Microsoft Points system, is not quite as satisfying as early reports had suggested:

This week attorney/gamer/and frequent plaintiff Samuel Lassoff filed a class-action lawsuit against Microsoft for “fraud, breach of contract, negligence, unjust enrichment, and unfair business practices . . .” The plaintiff/attorney appears to be the only member of the class.

It is widely reported that the lawsuit concerns Microsoft’s points system, which Microsoft uses for online purchases. The system has been problematic because the “points don’t correspond to real-world dollars, and often you’re left stuck with unused points.”

Unfortunately, nothing in the complaint discusses this problem.

The actual lawsuit seems to allege merely the loss of “15 attorney hours over several days” trying to deal with the Microsoft support staff. While the suit itself may be pretty silly, I do think the amount of time claimed in damages is extremely plausible. Every time I have ever had to call the XBox hotline, I have been told that “their system is down” and I need to call back in a few hours. Repeat ad nausea.

As for the case everyone hoped this lawsuit was actually about: Essentially, for downloadable content XBox Live, real world currencies are not allowed. Instead, you use your national currency to purchase Microsoft Points, which in turn can purchase items online. (And, oh, don’t even think about trying to buy Points for an account registered to a different country than you are physically residing in. Take my word for it, it’s next to impossible to do so without setting up some off-shore accounts in the Caymans.) Unfortunately, Microsoft only allows to purchase points in pre-set packs — and those packs are always just under or just over the actual number of points you need, assuring that you will likely never be able to achieve a 0 balance thereafter.

In other XBox 360 lawsuit related news, a Plaintiff in the Northern District of California has issued a subpoena on Bill Gates for a lawsuit brought regarding the XBox’s infamous Red Ring of Death:

The subpoena instructs Gates to bring “documents pertaining to the true and relative number of actual Xbox 360 units that have been fixed by Microsoft over the past 3 years.” Estavillo is also seeking statistical data showing the true number of Xbox 360s that experienced the RROD (or other break-downs) and data on the actual number of people banned from Xbox Live for “piracy” over the period of 11/28/2008 through 11/28/2009.

-Susan

If You’re Planning to Sue China, Make Sure Your Antivirus Software is Up to Date

The big story a couple weeks back was Google’s threats about pulling out of China and the allegations of Chinese cyberattacks against Google and other U.S. corporations. Amidst all that, I missed the story about a series of cyberattacks carried out by China against a U.S. law firm that was representing the plaintiffs in a recently filed suit against the PRC.

Gipson Hoffman & Pancione, the law firm representing Santa Barbara-based software maker CYBERsitter, LLC, in a $2.2 billion software piracy action filed last week against the People’s Republic of China and seven major computer manufacturers in connection with distribution of the controversial Green Dam censorware program, has come under a cyber attack directed from within China. The attack comes on the heels of widespread reports of Chinese cyber attacks against Google. Cyber attacks were initiated from within China against CYBERsitter itself last June when the Green Dam piracy was first reported in the press.

The cyberattacks were in the form of emails disguised to look as though they originated from within the firm, but instead contained Trojans, which could have been used to allow the attackers to gain control of the firm’s machines.

Luckily for Gipson Hoffman & Pancione, apparently the Chinese hackers could not convincingly pull off American Lawyer email-speak, and the messages were written so suspiciously that no one actually opened the Trojans.

Aside from Google and the above law firm, at least thirty other American commercial entities have been subject of Chinese cyberattacks. Or, to use the polite euphemism favored by the State Department, “cyber intrusions.” Cyberattack, you see, could be a dangerous term for diplomats to bandy about — it comes to close to being an accusation that China is committing the most serious breach of international law.

Although starting a war with China is obviously in no one’s best interest, now or most likely ever, I think I would be willing to argue that, under international law, China’s actions (assuming all allegations are true) do constitute a use of force that would authorize the U.S. and other nations who were the subject of attacks to respond in kind. China, of course, is well aware that at this point no nation would as a practical matter retaliate with force, but the Chinese cyberattacks may end up forcing an international law of cyber-relations to develop faster than would otherwise be anticipated.

This is true not only for issues of international law governing the use of force, but also for international trade law. Baidu, the major Chinese internet search engine , saw its stock shares rise in price in the wake of the recent Google-China conflict. Baidu had already was the market leader, but was beginning to feel the squeeze from competition with Google — and Baidu will, undoubtedly, continue to benefit if the Google pull-out really does occur. It’s not hard to see where the potential for a national treatment violation lies in that, and it looks like Google’s lawyers have already been considering the possibility.

According to lawyers, the US could argue that Beijing’s censorship in effect discriminated against foreign services such as Google, contrary to its commitments under the General Agreement on Trade in Services (Gats).

“If China imposes harsher web filtering restrictions on Google than on local search engines, such as Baidu, Google may have a WTO discrimination claim,” said David Spooner, a former assistant secretary of commerce, now at the law firm Squire Sanders & Dempsey.

Interesting argument. But if their attorneys keep that kind of talk up, Squires Sanders & Dempsey may want to start being careful about opening any email attachments that come their way.

-Susan

Sorry, Wirtland, You’re Not a Sovereign– Try Again In A Couple Centuries or So, Maybe Custom Will Have Changed Enough By Then

A few days ago, I got a comment on my post about Nauru’s recognition of Abkhazia. It linked to the blog for the Sovereign Cybernation of Wirtland:

According to official press release, Wirtland approached the government of Nauru with a formal proposal to transfer a piece of its territory to Wirtland. Nauru, one of world’s smallest island nations situated in the South Pacific, has vast barren terrain left over after several decades of phosphates mining. “Proposal for Monetization of Unused Land by cooperation between Republic of Nauru and Wirtland” is intended to utilize a piece of Nauru’s barren terrain. According to the Proposal, “Republic of Nauru officially assigns a piece of its territory, of any quality and size, to Wirtland. Nauru will have a major stake in future sales of land from this territory, agreed in contract”. In his letter addressed to the President of the Republic of Nauru, Chancellor of Wirtland underlined his hope that “such a plan, if realized, will make a positive effect on the economy of Nauru”.

How intriguing. Looks like someone is trying to implement my “buy a sandbar, become a nation!” idea. And if you’re interested in becoming a part of this burgeoning new developing country, you can of course get your citizenship application here. [PDF]

It’s almost too bad the scheme could never work. But Wirtland does get points both for creativity and for dreaming large.

Still, I’m a bit unclear as to how Wirtland plans exactly to carry out its ambitious national goals, given its limited “citizenship” base and non-existent power of taxation:

Wirtland aims to become economically self-sustaining. Wirtland builds communities, which will offer political and economic benefits, generate employment opportunities, provide new sources of artistic creativity and independent opinion-sharing.

To take Wirtland seriously for a moment, what happens if Nauru agrees to the deal they’re offering? Don’t say it won’t, if anyone will go along with the Wirtland scheme, it’s Nauru — they’ve already made clear their recognition goes to the highest bidder, and Nauru’s state recognition powers are arguably far more valuable than are the bleached and stripped patches of land in question. I’d say it’s extremely unlikely, given Wirtland’s limited financial resources, and the fact that Nauru’s recognition normally comes with a multi-million dollar price tag, but I’ll concede the idea is at least plausible.

So Nauru agrees. Now what? Wirtland has “land”, but not permanent population, no government with control over the territory, no capacity to enter into foreign relations, and (unless they convince Nauru to toss it in to sweeten the deal) no recognition. (Although I’m sure Wirtland would counter by pointing out that that they so can too enter into international relations. See, just check out their press release on the Georgia-Russia conflict! That’s totally a capacity to engage in foreign diplomacy!)

But private entities purchase land all the time, and don’t thereby become “sovereign” under international law due to their ownership. Even if Nauru bizarrely agreed to cede all rights and ability to control the land (which is unlikely), that would not necessarily change Nauru’s status as sovereign over it. Guantanamo Bay, for instance, is rented by and occupied by the United States, but formally, the area is still a part of Cuba’s sovereign territory.

In the event of Nauru ceding land to Wirtland, the most likely result is that the rest of the world simply continues to treat the “Wirtland” territory as Nauruan sovereign soil, and completely fails to acknowledge the existence of any entity calling itself Wirtland. As a practical matter, the issue is probably moot, as it’s not as if anyone else in the world is remotely interested in that particular piece of Nauruan real estate. So there will be no invasions or occupations or other scenarios which might present a legal challenge to the national character of the land, and so no reason for the precise legal status of the phosphate mines to be determined. But under international law, it is about as close to black letter law as you can get that the territory will not be considered Wirtland sovereign soil.

This would be due in part to the fact that Wirtland does not meet any of the other indicia of statehood. But, mostly, it would be due to the fact no other State on earth would give Wirtland recognition. The idea is just too preposterous, too cognitively jarring, for enough people all over the world to simply begin believing in the communal fiction of its statehood — and furthermore, Wirtland is too small to be a potential political benefit or a potential threat to other States, so Wirtland has no hope of short circuiting the normal process of recognition by bullying its way into statehood either.

Not to mention, under the Website Theory of Statehood, the most Serious and Authoritative barometer of statehood ever invented, Wirtland does not really present a strong case for sovereignty. Wirtland’s website only rates somewhere in the middle of the pack. Which sounds all right, until you consider that, as a “cybercountry,” really it should be held to a much higher standard with regards to its online presence than are the rest of the world’s currently unrecognized sovereigns.

-Susan

Just How Certain Should an Expert Witness Be?

Via Barking Up The Wrong Tree, are uncertain experts more persuasive than experts who are firm in their convictions?

Experts are more persuasive when they seem tentative about their conclusions… But the opposite is true of novices, who grow more persuasive with increasing certainty.

In one experiment, college students were randomly assigned one of four variations of a restaurant review, praising a local Italian spot. In some versions, the reviewer was described as a famous food critic; in others, he was a technology worker at a local college with a penchant for fast food. Each of the critics expressed positive certainty about the restaurant’s virtues in one variation, and tentative praise in another. Asked to evaluate the restaurant, the students who read the expert’s review liked it much better when he seemed tentative; the opposite was true of the novice.

I wonder how this might play out with the use of expert witnesses in trials. In an expert witness showdown, both sides often seem to be lobbing absolutely-certain experts at one another, each with contradictory but adamantly endorsed opinions. For any case that is technically or scientifically complicated, it’s an open question about how much of the substance of the presentation that the jury really comprehends. Since by definition the witnesses are experts on the subject they’re testifying to, jurors probably will not have the expertise to judge the merits of their testimony, so it comes down more to the witnesses’ demeanor and authoritativeness.

Obviously, trial strategy should be based on something a lot more thoroughly researched than a stray psych study. But I think it is at least plausible that in a battle of the experts situation, having a (well qualified) witness who gives a more reserved endorsement would be more persuasive than an opposing expert who is willing to follow his testimony to the grave.

-Susan

Jim McCormick, Maker of the ADE651™, Has Finally Been Arrested — But Why Did It Take So Long, Why Are ADE-651s Still Being Exported, and Why Didn’t They Arrest Gary Bolton Too

Well, here’s at least a little bit of good news. Jim McCormick, the managing director of the company that makes the ADE-651 “bomb detectors,” has been arrested in the United Kingdom on suspicion of fraud. Perhaps more importantly, the devices have been banned from export to Iraq or Afghanistan.

A few months back, I posted about the worthless dowsing rods produced by UK companies and marketed as bomb detectors to developing countries looking for ways to prevent terrorist attacks. The ADE-651, produced by ATSC, Ltd., and the GT-200, produced by Global Technical, are the most frequently sold of these magic bomb wands, and they are responsible for bombings in Iraq and Thailand that have killed hundreds of people.

After complaints by the British Embassy in Baghdad, and a recent slew of negative press attention, McCormick was finally arrested. And I very sincerely hope McCormick’s arrest will be shortly be followed by the arrest of Gary Bolton, the director of Global Technical.

And although the UK is to be commended for finally taking action against the ADE-651, in many ways, it comes as too little, too late. To hear the British authorities tell it, the arrest of McCormick was the result of swift and decisive action on the part of the the Department for Business, Innovation and Skills:

It added: “As soon as it was brought to the attention of the Export Control Organisation and (business secretary) Lord (Peter) Mandelson we acted urgently to put in place export restrictions which will come into force next week.”

This is, quite frankly, a load of rubbish.

Bomb sniffing devices are not a new scam. ATSC, Ltd. has been operating over in the UK for a decade, and Global Technical had been falsely claiming since 1999 that the bomb detectors were given the approval of the British Military. Early last year, the UK government told Global Technical to stop claiming the GT200 had been given the Ministry of Defense’s approval– but other than requesting that their name not be used to endorse the product, they took no action.

Unfortunately, not only is the UK’s “prohibition” on exports of the ADE-651 device not particularly timely, it is not particularly comprehensive either:

“We will be making an order, under the Export Control Act 2002, banning the export of this type of device to Iraq and Afghanistan.

“The reason the ban is limited to these two countries is that our legal power to control these goods is based on the risk that they could cause harm to UK and other friendly forces.”

So essentially they are only banning the ADE-651 in places where it might kill NATO forces. But as for the citizens of Thailand, civilian and police alike, that have been killed as a result of reliance on the GT200? Well, they can just go on continuing to be killed by the fake bomb detectors, that’s just too bad for them.

According to the UK bureaucracy, “[a]s non-military technology, [the ADE-651] does not need an export licence,” and therefore the UK cannot place a blanket ban on exports. I’m not extremely familiar with UK export law, but this explanation seems pretty blatantly inadequate. No matter how the statute happens to be phrased, I have to imagine that any device that is marketed as a way to detect car bombs and IEDs could be classified as a ‘military technology’ under it.

-Susan

How many World of Warcraft Dollars to the Won? South Korea Prohibits MMORPGs from Banning All Forms of Virtual Currency Exchange

A recent decision from the Korean Supreme Court has ruled that MMORPGs may not prohibit exchanges between in-game and real-world currencies, at least in certain circumstances.

To describe the Korean case in brief: a player got caught engaging in online arbitrage with the in-game currency, and lost his account. He then sued the makers of the game and prevailed, with the Korean Supreme Court striking down the terms of Lineage’s user contract that prohibited such in game activity.

Although it is the “RMT trading has been legalized!!” headline that is getting all the attention, it is the Court’s willingness to engage in reformation of the MMORPG’s contract terms that is the truly significant aspect of the case. The Court is not simply permitting virtual currency prohibition — it is actually prohibiting a virtual world from setting its own fiscal policy. In effect, the Court is requiring that virtual money be treated the same as sovereign-backed currencies, at least in this one respect.

Many games won’t be happy about this — but for others, it will be an unexpected and extremely welcome boost. Whether a MMORPG embraces the creation of its own thriving e-economy or not depends upon the character of the game world. As Pixels and Policy explains,

It’s been standard practice to either discourage or ban real money transactions (RMT’s) since the rise of subscription service MMORPGS like World of Warcraft. In an RMT, the consumer exchanges real world currency for in-game cash, loot, or leveling. This is the kind of behavior encouraged by freeform worlds like Blue Mars and Second Life, but in a closed-world MMORPG, it can ruin the experience for others by devaluing the virtual economy.

One aspect of the Korean case that was relevant to the ultimate decision was whether or not virtual currency speculation is a game of skill or a game of chance. The court ultimately decided it was a game of skill, because it was the players themselves engaged in the arbitrage. Had there been proof in the case that the players were using bots or macros to carry out their economic activities, the Court seems to be saying it would have reached a different result.

However, even having a real player at the controls doesn’t stop some aspects of economic activity on MMORPGs from being extremely similar to a casino-style game of chance. From the Journal of Virtual Worlds Research [PDF] (yes, it actually exists),

From the provider’s perspective, the only costs that matter are base-value costs. Taxation and markup can be ignored, as these are merely transactions between players. Our estimated payout percentage of 95% implies that the provider (MindArk) retains, on average, 5% of the money spent on mining activities, thus returning to the player 95 cents (minimum 91 cents) for $1 played. From this perspective, the activity of mining is comparable to slot machines, where a spin costs a certain base-value and there is a long-term average payout (of 95%, in this case).

-Susan

Addendum: Also thought I’d point out yet another example of a reporter for the New York Times doing research for an article by reading blogs or web boards, this time for a NYT Magazine article on Chinese gold farmers. For all the griping traditional media does about how inferior blogs are, and how blogs are merely parasites on bigger media, they sure do scrounge up a lot of their own material from the internet masses.

“Anybody from Minnesota is admitted.”

Earlier this morning, I was a reading a transcript from a hearing before the the District Court for the District of Colorado, and it included the following exchange:

MR. KELLEY: We also have motions pro hac vice for two other members of my firm from our Minneapolis office who are not admitted in Colorado.

THE COURT: Okay. Well, I am going to grant the motion for admission pro hac vice, but I do need to tell you it says that Mr. Liebman graduated from Yale Law School, and it’s my understanding it’s so hard to get there, that there isn’t one.

MR. LIEBMAN: I apologize for going there.

THE COURT: Don’t they just give you a degree once you get the admission standard?

MR. KELLEY: In redemption for or mitigation he is steeped in Midwestern values and only spent a brief period of time out there.

THE COURT: Anybody from Minnesota is admitted.

-Susan

Two Very Scary Excerpts on the Condition of Haiti

On the Haitian economy:

All but one of Haiti’s textile plants – which account for 90 per cent of its exports – were in Port-au-Prince. Consequently, the earthquake has essentially knocked out the country’s entire export sector. The Port-au-Prince region also accounted for 85 per cent of government revenues.

And on Haiti’s dependence on UN food supplies:

The UN says that yesterday it managed to feed 40,000 people and that it hopes to increase that to 1 million people a day within two weeks, and 2 million in a month.

“By the end of Monday, we will have distributed more than 200,000 food rations in and around Port-au-Prince,” the UN World Food Programme announced in a statement. It said that it was establishing food kitchens to feed the hungry.

If the Food Program needs to be supplying rations to that many people a month out from the disaster, that is very foreboding news for Haiti’s long-term future. The population of the entire affected region is around 3 million — and some estimates have as many as 300,000 people there dying in the earthquake and its immediate aftermath. If so, that would mean the UN is gearing up to be responsible for the food supply of nearly three fourths of the people in the greater Port-au-Prince area. That is, to say the least, an unsustainable situation.

In a post last week, I brought up the issue of whether a state without a territory is still a state. But having a government is also one of the formal requirements of statehood, a condition which Haiti now only nominally qualifies for. I don’t think it’s too much of a stretch to say that it is only inertia and the continued communal belief that Haiti-is-a-State by the rest of the world that makes Haiti a State at all.

-Susan