Public Service Announcement: No, You Have Not Seen a Goatsucker.

This is coming a bit late, but in case anyone missed it, here is a debunking of the ‘Panamanian Blue Hill Monster’. It’s a sloth, people. A friggin’ sloth.

And you know all those Montauk Monsters that were popping up on lake shores last year? Raccoons. All of them. Raccoons that had taken too long of a soak in the bath.

I hate how news outlets go crazy whenever someone spots a fox with mange and starts yelling that they found a chupacabra. At least the pulsating sewer alien from North Carolina was completely awesome in its own right, even if not an alien.

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