Pictured below is a reenactment of my office immediately following the Great DC Earthquake of 2011:
Note that this photo is only an approximate recreation of the devastating scene, as the original havoc and destruction caused by the earthquake had been repaired before someone reminded me that I should have taken a photo.
Update (from Michael): The horrible earthquake depicted above actually caused several D.C. law firms and courts to close for the day. Oh the humanity.
Everything is funnier with Wes Anderson text?