Major Defect of Washington, D.C. To Be Cured

As a native Atlantan, I consider Chick-fil-A to be an important staple of a healthy diet. On road trips between Atlanta and D.C. with other friends from home, Chick-fil-A is generally the only acceptable fast food stop. In the search of delicious chicken burgers, we have been known to push the gas gauge until it’s pointing past empty, refusing to turn off the highway until we hit an exit with a Chick-fil-A sign. (Under my Rules of Driving, you’re only allowed one pit stop the whole trip, so it’s important that you don’t stop to fill up until you find decent food.)

So I was pretty pleased to see that Chick-fil-A is planning to open up “Urban Store,” including a Washington, D.C. location:

The College Park-based chain’s 1,500th store, opening Thursday, is about two blocks from the Coliseum in downtown Los Angeles, adjacent to the University of Southern California. Urban stores also are planned for Chicago and Washington, D.C. The company has fewer than two dozen “in-line” stores — part of an urban block as opposed to stand-alone stores or food courts.

Although to be fair, there actually is a Chick-fil-A in D.C. already. It’s in the GW foodcourt, which was pretty handy during law school, even though it was more like a Chick-fil-A-lite — if you wanted something other than a basic sandwich or chicken nuggets, you were out of luck.

-Susan

Things That Should Be Illegal #213

Bob: I’m hungry.
Steve: Why don’t you make yourself a grilled cheese sandwich?
Bob: No, I’m really hungry.
Steve: Why don’t you make yourself two grilled cheese sandwiches?
Bob: Not enough.
Steve: Why don’t you sandwich a burger between two grilled cheese sandwiches?

. . . I can only surmise that this is the sort of conversation that led to Friendly’s’ latest creation.

Grilled Cheese BurgerMelt: This is the BurgerMelt to end all BurgerMelts. We place a thick and juicy 100% Black Angus Big Beef Burger between two whole grilled cheese sandwiches, complete with lettuce, tomato and mayo. You'll have to taste it to believe it.

-Michael

Things That Should Be Illegal #212

Carl’s Jr. has apparently decided that the Double Down is simply not enough, so you can now get a Footlong Cheeseburger in some locations.  I really don’t know what to say.

The burger "sells for $4 (the plain cheeseburger), and the deluxe is set at $4.50 (comes with all the fixings, lettuce, tomatoes, onions). The combo meals are set at $6.50 for the cheeseburger version and $7.00 for the deluxe footlong."

-Michael

Things That Should Be Illegal #211

Nothing needs to be said about this.  Just read the description, gawk at the picture, and vomit drool over KFC’s newest creation, the Double Down.

The new KFC Double Down sandwich is real and it's coming April 12th! This one-of-a-kind sandwich features two thick and juicy boneless white meat chicken filets (Original Recipe® or Grilled), two pieces of bacon, two melted slices of Monterey Jack and pepper jack cheese and Colonel's Sauce. This product is so meaty, there’s no room for a bun!

-Michael

UpdateIt’s here.